Showing posts with label our marriage is odd. Show all posts
Showing posts with label our marriage is odd. Show all posts

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Snarky Bitch vs my husband's refusal to accept my explanation for unicorns existance

* This all came about because UH was watching Octonauts this afternoon. Well, that and my mind is kind of awesome!*

me: Narwhals are real, right? So why can't unicorns be real too?
GS (my long-suffering husband, who is very use to my random rants): Because we've seen narwhals in real life but never unicorns. Unicorns aren't real, or we'd have found proof of them by now.
me: But there is proof. They're called horses. Narwhals and unicorns have the same horns, just unicorns are better at hiding.
GS: No. Unicorns are not real. Horses are horses, not unicorns.
me: Wrong! All horses are born unicorns but lose their horn as soon as a human sees it.
GS: *sighs* No, that doesn't even make sense.
me: Why not? It makes sense to me.
GS: Because that would require magic and there's no such thing as magic.
me: I can't believe you are destroying my belief in unicorns over MAGIC!
GS: Yeah, that you can't believe.

   I'm totally right. Unicorns are real, and they're really good at hiding. To be fair, I also believe in fairies, magic and love. I think love is a stronger magic than any other kind, but if you ask GS he'll snort and tskk at you over that claim.