Wednesday, August 29, 2012

this is another reason why Barbies make me puke on sight

 If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
 • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
i’m always reblogging this.
I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

See this shit above??? That's why I have always hated Barbie. 5'9"...bitch, I'm 5'1" on my best day! Seriously, 18 inch waist?? My thigh is almost that big (I'm not bragging, believe me I hate my thighs) and 110lbs!! Slut's a grown ass woman, with a 39" bust, that's not normal unless you know a guy who knows a guy who is a doctor on the side! 

And this is what our daughters play with and get their first idea of beauty from? Thank goddess above I don't have a girl! I'm very anti-Barbie. 
But while we're on the subject, answer me this: Why does Barbie have a stellar rack, while Ken has a molded area that might be a secret vagina?? Aren't those boobs wasted on a guy with no dick?? I mean he's plastic for shit's sake, he's halfway to being mommy's favorite toy...some batteries and a bigger tongue could fix that! LOL (What, like no one else has ever thought of that?!? I mean Barbie's not using him and he is pretty good looking for a piece of plastic!) 

1 comment:

  1. I would rather have the body of the woman holding the barbie in that pic....